Going Solo

I've spent a lot of my life going solo. 

My husband is gone again. for a month this time.

Maybe that's why I may have to place the perfect Craigs List ad.

"Alone again.  Want dinner?  I cook.  Want fun?   I'm witty. 

Husband gone for a month. Religious nuts welcome.  

Me:  Gourmet meal and wine..

You:  Gourmet Weed.

Must love dogs.

Only serious responders please."

Now, tell the truth, does this work?