Sunday, December 16, 2012

Frank Gore Follows Me On Twitter

SF 49er Running Back, Frank Gore, follows me on Twitter.

I only say this because it's true.  Okay, I really don't know what "Twitter" is all about.  And never mind that I am not a huge football fan.  (Okay, I used to be, but that was back in the Joe Montana, Steve Young era, not now.)

Still, I am happy to see that Frank has the good taste to follow me.  The thing is, this has caused great agitation between me and my husband Alex.

Alex is really jealous.  He is a die-hard 49er fan.  He adores Frank Gore.  Alex watches every play of every game and totally loves the game.  (I'm a baseball girl myself.)  Every time Gore makes a great play, I simply call out to Alex.  "Honey!  Frank Gore follows me on Twitter!"

Alex tries (and fails) to be very casual over this.  He is seething with jealousy!  I have tried to assure him that it must be some kind of a fluke.  Maybe there are two Frank Gores?  Maybe it's not really THE Frank Gore?  (It is.)  Well, who knows!  I am sort of cute.

I like Frank just fine.  But I'm not really that much of a football fan, and I have now idea why he follows me on Twitter.  But I might venture a guess or two if pressed.

But I won't do that here.  Let's just say, "Honey, Frank Gore follows me on Twitter" and be done with it!

29 comments:

  1. HA HA HA!!!  I will have to follow you!!!!  If I'm not already.  I haven't tweeted in a bit.  Maybe I'll tweet this... yea... I will!  :)

    I was stunned when Justin Bieber followed me on Twitter.  But sadly, no one in my house would react like Alex does if I reminded everyone that Justin follows me.  Football seems a lot cooler....!!

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  2. Brittany Spears follows me on Twitter. Well, or official account does. Heidi Montag does too. But, you don't. :-( 

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  3. That's supposed to be Britney not "Brittany" I get my Britney's and Brittany's mixed up. 

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  4.  Jay, that's because you are a "Ladies Man".  Those Britney's and Brittany's will never know the difference.  They frequently aren't sure how to spell or pronounce their names.

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  5.  Sweetheart, call me.  Explain twitter to me.  Somebody set it up for me telling me i needed to have it.  Okay, I guess it's set up.  I've never used it and have no idea how.  If I followed anyone, it would be you, and maybe Frank Gore.

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  6.  Justin follows you???  You COUGAR you!  LOL!

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  7. TheEquestrianVagabondDecember 17, 2012 at 8:49 AM

    Well even Frank Gore needs his dose of humor for the day!

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  8.  Frank Gore is Alex's idol.  He loves the guy.  I know he's a good player, but I had no idea what he actually looked like.  He's kind of cute!  (I don't understand or use Twitter, you understand!)  But I love to show off and make my husband jealous!

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  9. You crack me up! You're such a tease, poor Alex!

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  10. Frankly, SC, I'm rotten to the core!

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  11. Of course he follows you! Who wouldn't follow you? I would follow you to the ends of the earth if that's where you decided to go. :-)

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  12.  You are on my list of followers! :)

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  13.  It's funny, Fiona, everybody I know is on Twitter, but I may be the only one who is on Twitter and has no idea what it's for or how to use it!

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  14.  Nicky, I love and adore you.  Come back!  And bring that boy!

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  15. Lol. But you are awesome person Ma. Who is surprised the dude is following you?

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  16. LOL...that's awesome!!! :)

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  17. I love to show off!  You know that!

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  18. He reads your blog too, I bet.
    Tell Alex to calm down and drink a cold glass of lemonade on the veranda while sitting under an umbrella. wearing a pair of flip flops. Seems like a good idea anyway.

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  19.  Alex is silly.  He is just jealous because nobody follows him on Twitter.  It doesn't matter if you use it or not, you want to be followed by cool people on it.  Me?  I don't really even know what it is!

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  20. I hope you-all have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  21.  Thank you Jerry!  Warmest wishes for a joyous holiday season!

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  22. Hahaha! I love it.  It'a always fun to make a husband jealous :) In a good way!!! xoxox

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  23. It is funny to needle him over it because he's such a "fan" of football.  Hah!

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  24. Hmmm. . . . sounds like Alex needs to plan another trip to Paris. That should even things up.  ;-)

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  25.  You've got a point, John.  I'll go to Paris, and give Frank Gore to Alex!  Deal!

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  26. You have Twitter? How come it's not linked on the site?? :D

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  27.  PJ, I have no idea what Twitter is really all about.  How I even set up a Twitter account is beyond me.  I've never used it.

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