Saturday, February 22, 2014
The Color Purple
My neighborhood has just taken a huge property value hit. When you look at this house, don't you have to think that insane people must live there?
This is not an ugly house. But to paint any house with a color scheme of purple and bright taxi-cab yellow is simply a crime.
I shudder every time I look out my window. The outrageous color scheme makes me feel violated and violent at the same time.
The house is directly across the street from me. I'm thinking about only going out my back door and climbing the fence to avoid looking at it.
Most of my neighbors haven not commented on the house. Maybe I'm the only one bothered by this monstrosity.
Or it could be that this is just a dream.
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