I've been naked. I've been lost. But I've never been naked and lost.
This is my contribution to the almost last day of "We Work For Cheese" and their 28 day writing competition. It's weak, but the other contributors have some strong essays so check them out.
I understand completely. Naked and lost are mutually exclusive.
ReplyDeleteOh, thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteTo me they are, Dufus. Now I did run down the engineering hall with my Persian girlfriend and Harvey, our black draftsman. naked on Fridays screaming "We're free! We're free!" but that was not being lost.
ReplyDeleteI hear you, Sis!
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
ReplyDeleteNow why didn't I think of this?!
ReplyDelete"Roberto skillfully removed each item of clothes I had on...as skillfully as a kid playing that "Operation' game for the 2,085th time. As I laid there, naked in his arms...I was lost in my desire and my thoughts...I was never good at removing the "Funny Bone" and now was not the time to choke up."
ReplyDeleteI bet you HAVE been naked and lost, too! ;) I bet you've thought about shoes and your marvelous hair at least once when you were naked. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're a wise woman, Linda. Being naked can be very enjoyable, and being lost can be enjoyable too, in that exciting, adventure kind of way, but being naked and lost at the same time just sounds horrible.
ReplyDeleteNice one!
ReplyDeleteSometimes you've just got to be honest and move onto the next outrageous prompt. You rock, woman!
ReplyDeleteWhen there's nothing there, Cheryl, there's nothing there. And for this prompt, I had nothing!
ReplyDeleteIt does sound horrid. I also hated being poorly dressed and lost so I know this would be much worse.
ReplyDeleteDamn! This is good!
ReplyDeleteI liked what you did a lot better than what I did, Nicky!
ReplyDeleteNow that's something I reckon we can all relate to.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, Linda. Hopefully!
ReplyDeleteWeak? There's nothing weak about this. Weak would be my contribution to the prompt, which was nada.
ReplyDeleteI'm struggling here, Mike. Not sure I can get to the finish line.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is something you should try!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you should join Katherine, Reffie and I in the hydrangeas.
ReplyDeleteIt sure looked like something to me!
ReplyDeleteIt's really not, Paula! I'm running out of steam!
ReplyDeleteNaked?
ReplyDeleteNaw. Not unless I'm getting paid.
ReplyDeleteIt's required to be naked when you're in the hydrangeas, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYou get extra points for not just saying #%^@ it...and not doing a post at all.
ReplyDeleteI did that a couple of times, Cheryl, (to tell the truth)!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to be naked and lost at the same time!
ReplyDeleteStick with me, SuziCate! We just won't go there!
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