Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Naked and Lost

I've been naked.  I've been lost.  But I've never been naked and lost.



This is my contribution to the almost last day of "We Work For Cheese" and their 28 day writing competition.  It's weak, but the other contributors have some strong essays so check them out.

30 comments:

  1. I understand completely. Naked and lost are mutually exclusive.

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  2. Oh, thank goodness!

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  3. To me they are, Dufus. Now I did run down the engineering hall with my Persian girlfriend and Harvey, our black draftsman. naked on Fridays screaming "We're free! We're free!" but that was not being lost.

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  4. Now why didn't I think of this?!

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  5. "Roberto skillfully removed each item of clothes I had on...as skillfully as a kid playing that "Operation' game for the 2,085th time. As I laid there, naked in his arms...I was lost in my desire and my thoughts...I was never good at removing the "Funny Bone" and now was not the time to choke up."

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  6. I bet you HAVE been naked and lost, too! ;) I bet you've thought about shoes and your marvelous hair at least once when you were naked. ;)

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  7. You're a wise woman, Linda. Being naked can be very enjoyable, and being lost can be enjoyable too, in that exciting, adventure kind of way, but being naked and lost at the same time just sounds horrible.

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  8. Sometimes you've just got to be honest and move onto the next outrageous prompt. You rock, woman!

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  9. When there's nothing there, Cheryl, there's nothing there. And for this prompt, I had nothing!

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  10. It does sound horrid. I also hated being poorly dressed and lost so I know this would be much worse.

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  11. I liked what you did a lot better than what I did, Nicky!

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  12. Now that's something I reckon we can all relate to.

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  13. Weak? There's nothing weak about this. Weak would be my contribution to the prompt, which was nada.

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  14. I'm struggling here, Mike. Not sure I can get to the finish line.

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  15. Maybe it is something you should try!!!!

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  16. I think you should join Katherine, Reffie and I in the hydrangeas.

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  17. It's really not, Paula! I'm running out of steam!

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  18. It's required to be naked when you're in the hydrangeas, isn't it?

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  19. You get extra points for not just saying #%^@ it...and not doing a post at all.

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  20. I did that a couple of times, Cheryl, (to tell the truth)!

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  21. I wouldn't want to be naked and lost at the same time!

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  22. Stick with me, SuziCate! We just won't go there!

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